Sasha and Shay holding hands. I can’t!
Fasting and furious 5
When it’s almost Iftar time and you’re not home
The Eid for speed
Fajr in 60 seconds
Jet Imaam - Every prayer on time
waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me: you want my man or something?
me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him: aye calm down
me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
i almost scrolled away
sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.
not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this
friend: he’s cheating on me
me: why are you still with him?
friend: because i love him
Meal plan: $1,457
The sun: $3,381
FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78
hold on guys i have to take this