pailylovejb:

Sasha and Shay holding hands. I can’t!

pailylovejb:

Sasha and Shay holding hands. I can’t!

kenzeru:

ibtasem:

imnomuslimsuperman:

ah-you-fancy-huh:

lowkeydreamers:

ah-you-fancy-huh:

Fasting and furious 5

When it’s almost Iftar time and you’re not home

The Eid for speed

Fajr in 60 seconds

Jet Imaam - Every prayer on time

kenzeru:

ibtasem:

imnomuslimsuperman:

ah-you-fancy-huh:

lowkeydreamers:

ah-you-fancy-huh:

Fasting and furious 5

When it’s almost Iftar time and you’re not home

The Eid for speed

Fajr in 60 seconds

Jet Imaam - Every prayer on time

at the resturant with bae
waitress:  *fills his glass with ice water*
me:  *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me:  you want my man or something?
her:  wh-wat?
me:  i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me:  I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me:  everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him:  aye calm down
me:  nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

mydogsnokes:

not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this

mydogsnokes:

not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

friend: he’s cheating on me

me: why are you still with him?

friend: because i love him

me:

image

-badgirlsclub:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

parents: you need to clean your room

me:

image

parents:

image

College be like

vavavante:

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78

appledevice:

hold on guys i have to take this

appledevice:

hold on guys i have to take this

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